Hey y'all, I'm Sammy Evans.
Regular sized dude with big dreams.
Hit me up if you wanna know anything, I suck at these kinda things.

My girl.
The sister.
One true love.
Batman.
Asian lovin'.
Girl-bro.

[[RP Blog]]
Anonymous: Where are you going to college?

Tennessee, baby!

May 26th at 5AM / reblog / 2 notes

I don’t wanna graduate…

I’m not ready to let go yet.

flexcarter:

No. I’m tryin’ to forget it. Showers are never gonna be the same.

Dayum, but that’s a good story!

(Source: sammyiam)

May 23rd at 10PM / via: flexcarter / op: sammyiam / reblog / 2 notes

flexcarter replied to your post: She was sad. I didn’t know what else to do.

Shut the hell up. She started talkin’ about y’alls sex life. I can’t scrub that shit from my brain.
Oh. Well yeah, that’s gonna stick with you. Anything good?
May 23rd at 9PM / reblog / 2 notes
flexcarter: She was sad. I didn't know what else to do.

She was? Oh man. Well thanks for looking out for her. You’re a good person, did I ever tell you that?

May 23rd at 8PM / reblog / 1 note
flexcarter: I got your girlfriend drunk. She's real chatty. Not doin' that again.

Dude, why?!

I just choked on an apple.

And now my nose is sore …Yup, that’s it. That’s all I wanted to say.